so is Dale Cooper gonna talk into an iPhone and let Siri send a text to Diane or what


{ London }

cute barista:alright you're all set, have a good day!
cute barista:
me:so what are we?


Gone Girl (2014)


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


The girl you just called hot? That’s 2007 Pete Wentz


hair goals forever X


This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

on the way to family lunch...
me:please don't talk about school today
mom:i won't, why would i?
10 minutes into family lunch...
mom:em just got an a on her midterm
posted Oct 19, 2014 at 1:24 with 1 note
tagged as: #mommmmmm #-_- #life


”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand